Why Word-of-the-Day Calendars Should Be a Privilege, Not a Right

Teen #1: Hey, man, I think we should get our important stuff laminated. No one ever questions lamination.
Teen #2: Yeah, I could get my hall pass and be at a club and the bouncer would let me in.
Teen #1: Yeah, because of the lamination.

--Times Square

Overheard by: Toastuh