I Don't Obsess about the Shape of the Ball

Drunk Long Island guy: Jets!
Drunk Long Island girl #1: I hate football!
Drunk Long Island girl #2: I'm a Red Sox fan.
Drunk Long Island guy: ... That's baseball. We are talking about football.
Drunk Long Island girl #2: Oh, well, I'm a Red Sox fan. That's all I know.

--LIRR

Overheard by: Rori