Mom to 13-year-old boy: Honey, that was really scatological. –Bleecker & 6th Overheard by: Rich Mintz Woman: No, tiny Katie — the one with the enormous mammary protruberances. –R train, Queens Plaza Overheard by: I mean I wanna squeeze ’em! Suit mom to teen daughter: We should go, but before we do, perhaps we should urinate. –Barnes & Noble, Court St Overheard by: Zenana Dude: I have many ways to distance myself from other people. Primarily gastronomically. –12th St, between 2nd & 3rd Ave Overheard by: tbull Man on cell: I am so not litigious. I am, like, violently not litigious. –66th & Broadway Overheard by: Nora Girl: I mean, come on! We’re in college! Can’t the word ‘silly’ stay in the dorms? I mean, there’s a dictionary full of words that could be used to describe something so… erroneous. –Fordham University, Lincoln Center Overheard by: Kate Melvin