Hobo: Get your snowball here! 20 bucks for a snowball! You won’t find another one of these for miles! –43rd & Broadway Trendy young woman: So, I went out to walk the dog this morning and was like, ‘What is this shit falling from the sky? First it was that funky smell from Jersey, now crap falling from the sky.’ Then I realized it was snowing. –Midtown Overheard by: Nic Old lady to cat she’s pushing in stroller: It’s fucking cold out here! –Stuyvesant Town, 18th & 1st Overheard by: Caroline Incredulous drunk guy with large snowball: Man, I wish this was cocaine. –E 4th & Bowery Flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to JFK, New York. The local time is 1:30 in the morning, the weather is… really cold. –United landing in New York early in the morning Conductor: You know, the trick to dealing with this weather is mind over matter. If you don’t mind the snow, it doesn’t matter. –Queens-bound 7 train