Dude: Well, it would be really nice if I could sleep with your sister. –Washington Sq South White girl: Well, if I’m so white, why do I have an uncle named Juan?! –Hunter College Scandinavian-looking girl: My mama has brothers who were Nazis. That’s why we don’t talk to them anymore. Oh, and because they’re dead, too. –Bloomingdales Girl crying and pleading with bouncer after he took her fake ID: But I need that back! It’s my sister’s, and she’s dead! –Union Bar, Park Ave South Overheard by: BOB Sled Loud black chick on cell: Yo, mom, I’m gonna fuck your daughter up! –H&M, Herald Square Overheard by: Limey Chick: I told her if she don’t sign it, I’m gonna dig Daddy up and set him on her porch. –18th & Park Overheard by: Tony Jones Woman on cell: Do we have a conscious grandmother or an unconscious grandmother? … Oh, goood! –Macy’s Overheard by: white_on_white