Poli-Sci professor: … And the FCC makes rulings so that you can’t show nipples at the Super Bowl. –Hunter College Overheard by: Brownsvillegirl Girl: Wouldn’t it be weird to kill someone using only your nipples? –Harlem Overheard by: Argopelter Tan chick: I don’t want those black bitches looking at my nipples. –L train 20-ish broad: I just don’t think the tassles are big enough to fit over my nipples. –Momofuku Ssam Bar, 13th & 2nd Overheard by: McFreaky Ghetto dude rapping to friends: Yo, the hash balls there are bigger than your girl’s nipples! –E 4th St & Ave A Overheard by: punkee Nerd: My nipples are so hard they could pick a lock. –Javits Center Overheard by: Allisa Sorostitute: Tonight would have been so much better if my nipple hadn’t exploded. –Marriott, Times Square