TA: Is anyone in here Canadian? Good. I didn’t want to offend anyone. –NYU Woman with thick German accent about people with thick Indian accents: You can’t understand anything these people say because of their accents! –LaGuardia airport Overheard by: Lolo Girl on cell: They are Mexicans dressed up as soccer moms in minivans dressed up as dirty Mexicans, and on the back of their minivans they have a Mexican flag and a bumper sticker that says, ‘Cross country is my favorite sport’! –Train from Secaucus to Penn Station Overheard by: uulovesuu Foreign street vendor to another: If you kill a German, it’s different. –Prince & Greene St Shocked waiter to very smug waiter: Whoa! You’re even more expensive than a Russian girlfriend! –Bread restaurant, Prince St Overheard by: Sheila Michaels