Just Another Five Minutes, Mom

Woman tapping bum who passes out leaning against newly-arrived train: Excuse me, sir... Sir! You're leaning against the train and it's about to leave!
Bum: Oh! Huh? Thank you.
Woman: Excuse me, sir? You're still on the train... Get off of that train, you fucking bum!
Bum: Yes ma'am!

--Downtown 6 platform, Grand Central

Overheard by: off white