Well, 'Hotel' Means 'Bar' and 'Girls' Means 'Boys'

Queer #1 on cell: Hey, Dad! Yeah, I'm at the hotel in Midtown right now... Yep, it's just me... I think a couple of girls are coming over later... Haha, yeah, you know how I roll with them. I'll talk to you later, Dad [hangs up].
Queer #2: Liar, liar, pants on fire!

--Broadway & Broome

Overheard by: django