Unfortunately, the Crime Scene Had Already Been Thoroughly Dusted

Young woman: You felt me up while I was asleep!
Lying man: How do you know, if you were asleep?
Young woman: You stuck your fingers in my pussy while I was asleep!
Lying man: Why would I do that? There's nothing in there that I was looking for.
Lying man's lawyer: Come on, don't argue with her.
Young woman: If they find your fingerprints in my pussy you're going to jail, motherfucker!
Lying man, taunting: What if I wore gloves?
Young woman: Hear that? He confessed!

--Hallway, Supreme Court, Bronx

Overheard by: Big Larry