I Wish I'd Gotten a Chance to See Where My Ancestors Were Tortured, When I Was a Girl!

Daughter: Yeah, we really wanna do the summer program in Germany.
Mom: Germany? Isn't it weird that a Jewish school has a program in Germany, where the Nazis are?
Daughter: [Silence.]
Friend: Well, they take you on tours of the concentration camps...
Mom: Oh, that's why they have it in Germany!

--Macy's