Girl #1: It got on my vagina! Now, that’s fucking nasty! I have to go home now and wash off my vagina!
Girl #2: Well, of course if you go in there at the same time and try to pee it’s going to get on your vagina. Calm down.
Girl #1: I can’t calm down! I can’t believe it’s all over my fucking vagina! –Bathroom, LIRR, Penn Station Overheard by: Sara Swank