Boy to friends: Last one to the car has herpes! –Hylan Blvd, Staten Island NYU co-ed to another: You gotta put on your STD face! –Union Square Overheard by: Jatmos Drunk girl yelling at drunk guy down the street: I’m pretty sure I haven’t contracted anything from anyone tonight! –12th & 3rd 20-something chick: How come all the nice guys I meet always have some sort of STD? –Lincoln Center Drunk NYU chick: You’re gay and you go to NYU — there’s no reason why your love life shouldn’t be flourishing… except AIDS. –Union Square Overheard by: that guy Blonde: Just because you have syphilis doesn’t mean I have to listen to you! –Max Breener’s Chocolate Shop, Union Square Overheard by: Eskimo Child Chick on cell: Brian? I love Brian… even though he gave me the herpe. –E 9th & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Raven