Guy: I was laughing so hard gas was coming out of my buttocks! –Astor Pl Overheard by: Allie Loud girl to boyfriend: You know what would be great? If you could stop making those vicious smelly farts and then looking around like it’s somebody else. We all know it’s you. –A train Lady to friend: No, seriously! ‘Cause it was like, two hundred farts per whatever, and it should really only be like 35. –Charlton & Varick St Overheard by: sophie Loud little boy: Mommy, I feel much better now! Yes, I did! I farted! –W 71st & Columbus Overheard by: Susan Volchok Guy: Good god, my farts smell like cum! –Christopher St Overheard by: Deeply Troubled 20-something chick on cell: No, it’s ridiculous. She’s afraid to shit in his house ’cause he thinks girls don’t shit. I mean, how many times have they had anal? Obviously the hole is there for something… I hope she farts on his dick. –1 train Overheard by: jenny Blind guy walking dog: Ughhh, I just farted… Good morning, New York. I love you. –Central Park Overheard by: AMOS