Angry black woman to white man close behind her: Son, you got a lotta ass on yo’ dick right now. –Dense crowd, 4th & 6th Overheard by: jealous? Guy to friends: I’m not a one-ass guy, even if it is my own ass. –26th & 8th Large black man: I’m grabbin’ booties, so all y’all better move outta my way! –37th & 7th Overheard by: daniel Ghetto fab guy: Well, tickle my ass an’ call me Mary Poppins… –85th & 2nd Overheard by: Mitorizu Dude: My ass likes to eat things. –76th & Broadway Overheard by: Hew, the bird Suit: Now there’s an ass you could rest a loaf of bread on! –Time Square Crazy preacher: Lust is a sin. Women, don’t show your butts to men — cover them up, or the seven last plagues will cover them up for you. –6 train Overheard by: Zavreio