Wednesday One-Liners Used the Rhythm Method

Girl: Last time you told me something was overrated I got pregnant.

--Sephora, Broadway

Overheard by: linzz

Guy: ... So then she changed her middle name to something like "Afterbirth..."

--Spring St

Overheard by: boston bobby

College guy on cell: He was like, 'Shit, she's got a bun in the oven!' And I was like, 'Oh, shit!'

--Columbia University

Overheard by: roo

Chick: She said he talked to her on the phone and that's how he got her pregnant.

--Barnes & Noble, Union Square

Overheard by: Wondering how that works

Preggers: I'm gonna across this street against the light, pregnant and all, and I'm not gonna have a miscarriage.

--Eastern Pkwy & Classon Ave, Crown Heights, Brooklyn

Employee to another: I only gained two pounds during my pregnancy, and I'm on my seventh month!

--Burger King, 5th Ave, between 36th & 37th

Overheard by: EE Grimshaw

NYU girl on cell: ... So then the doctor comes in and he goes, 'Houston, we have a problem..." I know, right? What's with doctors trying to be all funny when they're telling you that you're pregnant?

--NYU bus

Overheard by: tj