What's It Like?

Girl #1: What are you buying?
Girl #2: Glue.
Girl #1: Why?
Creepster behind them: For sex.
Girl #2: No.
Creepster: She's buying it for sex.
Girl #2: Actually, no.
Creepster: Glue is for sex.
Girl #2: No, it's for eyelashes.
Creepster: Haha. Sex.
Girl #2: It's glue.
Creepster: Oh, I thought you said, 'lube.' Lube is for sex.
Girls: [Silence.]
Creepster: Haha. Sex.

--Port Authority

Overheard by: Shubester