How Lois Got a Sneezer

Barista: Okay, and a name for your cup?
Tourist: What?!
Barista: Name for your cup?
Tourist: Why would I want to name my cup?!
Barista: Just tell me your name.
Tourist: I shouldn't have to tell you my name -- what is your problem? [Turns to friend] My lord, New York is so weird...

--Starbucks, Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: Megan Cowles