Black Santa takes off his beard, puts a cigarette in his mouth and starts to adjust his crotch. Little girl in stroller: Daddy, why is Santa smoking?
Daddy: Well, obviously it’s a fake Santa…
Other passersby, scolding: Santa!
Black Santa: What? Santa’s gotta friggin’ fix himself sometimes, don’t he? –Rockefeller Christmas tree Overheard by: Megan Cowles