As Long As There's a Real Emotional Connection

Creepster #1: Man, I wish I was just a few years younger.
Creepster #2: What do you mean?
Creepster #1: She was totally under 18, and a few years younger and I wouldn't be arrested for sleeping with her.
Creepster #2: Oh, that shit doesn't bother me. High school, junior high -- hell, I wouldn't even care if she was in elementary school.

--Madison Square Garden

Overheard by: Creighton