Tourist chick: He’s not gay, he’s just neurotic! –Times Square Overheard by: Scott Girl: He’s not gay, he just has a lot of feelings! –Grand Central Hipster on cell: Yo, I want to tell you something. I do not want to go down on everyone… Well, I’m not gay, so that cuts it in half right there. –17th & 8th Suit to himself: Thanks, but I’m not gay! –45th & 6th Overheard by: Alisa Little boy sitting with haggard-looking mom singing to the tune of Pinky and the Brain song: My penis, my penis is not gay, gay, gay, gay, gay! –1 train Overheard by: wondering what network plays reruns of Pinky and the Brain