Little boy: The pigeon knows no fear. –Central Park Outraged 20-something to friend: He’s the one who told me to put the duck in the eulogy! –Columbus Circle Guy on cell: Yeah, it’s so hot outside I could cook a turkey between my legs! –Outside Fordham University Overheard by: Sharon Extremely flamboyant black guy: I threw my corn, but I ain’t throw no chicken! Okay? –LaGuardia airport Overheard by: waste not, want not Little girl: Mommy, I just saw two pigeons dancing together! –M66 bus Guy: Is that a baby or a chicken?! –Guggenheim Museum Overheard by: emily