Girl: It’s like, ‘Hey, you’re a nice guy and I’ve got boobs… So let’s do something about this.’ –33rd & 7th Dude: You would want to blow up the world, too, if your mother gave you a wolf titty to suck on. –1 train Metrosexual: I like boobs better than titties. –Stuyvesant Town Overheard by: Argopelter B&T teen: I don’t know what you want me to do about my chest. I’m 17 years old! You want me to get implants? Would that make you happy, Mom? –Dressing room, Macy’s, Herald Square Woman on phone in cubicle: I borrowed that money to pay for my boob job. If they want to repossess them, they know where to find them. –Office, Woolworth Building Overheard by: Big Larry Student: Why can’t I grab your boob in a totally care-free way? –Lang cafeteria