Wag the Wednesday One-Liner

Woman on cell: So, the doctor tells me to get on the table. He could've told me to get on the table and be a dog and I would've hopped on there and went, 'Bow-wow, motherfuck.'

--6 train

Overheard by: SilentButDeadly

Young girl to mother: Do you think I'm a dog? I'll tell you if I am.

--Penn Station

Overheard by: vm

30-ish woman: Tom's* ass, to me, is like a steak to a sleeping dog... Rrruff!

--34th & 5th

Overheard by: hungry dog

Big black man: My friend is looking for people to sell cocaine for him. He figured out this great way to get around the dogs -- they're scared of bigger animals, so he puts all his drugs in bull shit.

--Bus, Broadway

Overheard by: lora

Dude: Are those things dogs or are those things people?

--Union Square

Overheard by: The Baron

Checkout chick: So, that's my dilemma -- do I spend my tax refund on a chihuahua or a Master's degree?

--Warehouse Wines, 770 Broadway

Overheard by: Jamie