Woman on cell: So, the doctor tells me to get on the table. He could’ve told me to get on the table and be a dog and I would’ve hopped on there and went, ‘Bow-wow, motherfuck.’ –6 train Overheard by: SilentButDeadly Young girl to mother: Do you think I’m a dog? I’ll tell you if I am. –Penn Station Overheard by: vm 30-ish woman: Tom’s* ass, to me, is like a steak to a sleeping dog… Rrruff! –34th & 5th Overheard by: hungry dog Big black man: My friend is looking for people to sell cocaine for him. He figured out this great way to get around the dogs — they’re scared of bigger animals, so he puts all his drugs in bull shit. –Bus, Broadway Overheard by: lora Dude: Are those things dogs or are those things people? –Union Square Overheard by: The Baron Checkout chick: So, that’s my dilemma — do I spend my tax refund on a chihuahua or a Master’s degree? –Warehouse Wines, 770 Broadway Overheard by: Jamie