Guy: The nun at work keeps hitting on me! –Havana Central, 113th & Broadway Overheard by: Arogpelter Panhandler: Donations? Give to the church of malt liquor! –St. Mark’s Pl, between 1st & 2nd St Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer Student running through hall: I need my Bible! –Notre Dame Academy, Staten Island Overheard by: lol Woman on cell: Hi, sweetie. I just wanted to call you back, real quick ’cause I’m on my cell, and tell you something else God wanted me to tell you. –GWB Port Authority 30-ish guido seeing girl with ashes on foreheard: You know, I’ve noticed that the church is making better ashes. –102nd & Broadway Overheard by: what does that even mean?! Manager: Ben! Quit it with the stigmata! We’ve talked about this! –Strand Bookstore Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster Teen boy: We should pray to Josh’s parents so they give us a plasma screen TV. –A train Overheard by: Paula