Tourist to family: It seems like all we do in New York is take the subway, eat, and wash our hands. –6 train, Union Square Overheard by: Ugly Doll Man on cell: So what can I say? She’s the carpet cleaner and I’m just cleaning the nozzles. –14th & 5th Overheard by: kat(e) Dude: With all the nasty stuff I have to do, I shower like three times a day… and I still smell. –Rivington & Essex Man in beret on cell: I’m going to boil water and put my DustBuster in it… How do you sterilize your DustBuster, darling? –7th Ave, Park Slope Overheard by: hazelnavet Bronx girl: And then she said to me, ‘We need to take showers and wear flashy clothes!’ –6 train