Wednesday One-Liners Call Their Bookies

Man on cell: Okay, so do we want to make a girl or a boy tonight? 'Cause if we want to make a boy I have to go get my football gear out of my mom's attic. Do I actually have to hold the football the whole time or just for a little bit?

--34th & 2nd

Dude: You know what? I'm just going to drop out of college and play baseball, 'cause I've always wanted to play for the NBA!

--SJU baseball field

Overheard by: rach boogie

Hipster: If baseball was a person, you would be racist.

--L train

Overheard by: Aidan

Man: I have reffed more basketball games this season than you have underpants.

--55th & 7th

Overheard by: Caroline

Conductor: This is Willets Point-Shea Stadium... Home of, y'know, that other team.

--Flushing-bound 7 train

Young child at end of show: Is it halftime yet?

--Radio City Music Hall

Overheard by: amused tourist