Man on cell: Okay, so do we want to make a girl or a boy tonight? ‘Cause if we want to make a boy I have to go get my football gear out of my mom’s attic. Do I actually have to hold the football the whole time or just for a little bit? –34th & 2nd Dude: You know what? I’m just going to drop out of college and play baseball, ’cause I’ve always wanted to play for the NBA! –SJU baseball field Overheard by: rach boogie Hipster: If baseball was a person, you would be racist. –L train Overheard by: Aidan Man: I have reffed more basketball games this season than you have underpants. –55th & 7th Overheard by: Caroline Conductor: This is Willets Point-Shea Stadium… Home of, y’know, that other team. –Flushing-bound 7 train Young child at end of show: Is it halftime yet? –Radio City Music Hall Overheard by: amused tourist