Two Kamikaze Shots and a Marlboro Light

Male coworker #1: ... So she made 25 thousand dollars just for showing her tits.
Flashy blonde coworker pointing to her chest: Hey, for 25 thousand dollars they can have these tits.
Male coworker #2: How much just to look at 'em?

--Smith & Wollensky's restaurant

Overheard by: Big Larry