Anytime I See a White Boy with a Banjo, I Melt

Ghetto girl #1: I love guys that can saaang!
Ghetto girl #2: Yeah, me too. They be marinatin' you. That shit's mad sexy.
Ghetto girl #1: Marinate? The fuck?! You mean 'serenate.' You's a stupid-ass bitch!

--G train, Clinton-Washington station

Overheard by: all up in your grill