I Learned How to Stand on a Corner and Pass Out Peepshow Flyers All by Myself

Latino trying to hawk a CD and pawn it to a latina: So, this isn't my real job. I'm just doing this shit for fun.
Latina: Oh, what do you do?
Latino: ... I'm in, like, marketing and advertising. Real professional shit.
Latina: Oooh, did you go to college?
Latino: Nah, I was already good at it.

--Flushing-bound 7 train

Overheard by: had to get an MBA to get good at it