This Is Just Like the Time at That Funeral

Mid-30s male: I thought that we would see more chicks in this place...
Mid-50s male: Yeah! I mean, this is, like, a total sausage-fest in here.
Mid-30s male: Look at that slut over there. You could see her fucking nipples from a mile away.
Mid-50s male: I can't see shit. Where's my fucking glasses when I need them?

--MoMA

Overheard by: Wow! Where are the women