30-something #1: What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?
30-something #2: Getting high and masturbating.
30-something #1: Man, married life is great. –Palladium Gym, NYU Headline by: Pseudonym Runners-Up: · “Because she’s out shopping for a vibrator” – trish · “He celebrates Palm Sunday the same way” – Kate · “He’s An Up & Comer” – Rod W · “Little Johnny took the comeback “If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?” a little too seriously.” – Cloud · “When Harry Met Righty” – Vasyl
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