Oprah: Thanks! Asshole.

Sister: What's with all the celebs trying to adopt kids from every different country in the world?
Brother: I don't know. It's getting old already -- it's almost like they are doing it because it's the 'in' thing to do. It's ridiculous... I mean, take Oprah, for instance -- she builds schools and homes for them and leaves them in their natural habitat. I think it's better that way.

--Flight to NYC