Toddler in stroller: Step one, cut a hole in the box… Step two, put your junk in the box! Step three, make her open the box! –Dressing room, Bloomingdale’s Nine-year-old boy on cell: It’s not that I don’t understand your vision, I just don’t agree with it. –Bus stop, 79th & 5th Overheard by: Melly Mel Eight-year-old boy whining: Dad, I’m thirsty! I wanna go to the liquor store! –Central Park Overheard by: admiring their childrearing practices Four-year-old boy to nanny: I talk to strangers! I talk to strangers! Why are you squeezing my hand so hard?! –60th & Lex Little boy, after bumping into a girl: Sorry, my ass is broken. –City Hall Subway Station Overheard by: Miss Adventure Three-year-old girl waiting in check-out line: Mommy, I hate this store! Are we in the suburbs? –Trader Joe’s, Union Square Little British girl: Mummy, when I die can I be here? –Evolution, Spring St Overheard by: stephanie