Wednesday One-Liners Keep Them All in the Air

Kid: ... And his balls were hanging out of his skirt!

--Stuyvesant High School

Drunk chick: Can I pleeease kick you in the balls? It's my birthday!

--Ave A

Bimbette: So, balls are always -- and, like, totally not in a sexual way -- but balls are always hitting me in the face.

--Line at Upright Citizens Brigade

Street vendor to another: So, what if you were wearing shorts and you had one ball hangin' out?

--W 49th & Broadway

Hot chick to another: So, I had him by the balls...

--Washington Square Park

Girl: No, no, don't scratch your balls! [Screams.]

--8 train

Overheard by: Alex

Actor: I look down and there's this blue spot on my balls. It looked like I fucked a smurf.

--Backstage, Strawberry One-Act Festival

Overheard by: I hate it when that happens