Outlaw Wednesday One-Liners

Thug to tourist taking picture: Yeah, bitch, I'm in your picture! I'm in your picture! Put it on MySpace, bitch!

--W 34th & 7th

Overheard by: nisey79

Thug to friend: Nigga, it's hard to explain... It looked... like a decorated cosine curve!

--110th & Lenox

Overheard by: Curly Ku

Thugette to thug boyfriend: This ain't Valentine's Day. You slap me I'll slap you back!

--Bronx-bound D train

Overheard by: Krissss

Thug to his baby, after carrying her stroller down the subway steps: Woo-hah, I got you all in check.

--6 train station, 59th St

Overheard by: Jackie

Thug: Shit. Jimmy Hoffa's lucky he don't gotta pay taxes.

--Brooklyn-bound F train

Overheard by: In debt on the F train

Thug: That thang was so big you could put a whole paragraph on it!

--6 train