Clerk: … So she pulls the suicide card. On the second date! –30th St Overheard by: Schroeder Sociology professor: Just think of your life as a thousand chances a day to commit suicide. –NYU Pessimistic teen: Jelly beans make me want to kill myself. –Tasti D-Lite, Bleecker & MacDougall Overheard by: Louis Chick: I would never commit suicide! I would do something instead. You know, like cut sugar cane… –NYU Overheard by: Nosy