Wednesday One-Liners for C. Montgomery Burns

Black guy: And in this movie, Leonardo DiCaprio was the most selfless guy ever -- all he cared about was money.

--Jackson Hole, 91st & Madison

20-something exasperated chick on cell: It's a little something I call the hundred and fifty bucks I have to pay once a year! It's a little something called my rent!

--W 10th & Waverly

Overheard by: I call it that too

Geek: Have you ever pictured someone swimming in a pool of money? Do you know how much that would hurt?

--54th & 10th

Overheard by: Allisa

Mom to little daughter picking up garbage: Don't pick up stuff off the street... unless it's money.

--14th & 2nd

Suit: ... And they find him in Brussels with one million dollars in his suitcase.

--Chambers & West Side Hwy

Overheard by: Mike McG

Conductor: Attention, passengers, the power for this line has shorted out. Track workers are coming down to reset the breaker. We should be delayed for 15 to 20 minutes. A buck fifty -- you get what you pay for.

--PATH train, stuck under the Hudson

VP: I certainly don't want you to think it's all about money, because it's not -- it's mostly about money.

--Office, Park Ave South