Post-Painterly Wednesday One-Liners

Student: I didn't describe the sculpture, I just said that the combination of her and Weird Al inspired me.

--Hunter College

Overheard by: Haley

Woman: I'm not really into the whole modern art thing -- I just don't like it.

--MoMA

Confused foreign professor: Monet and Picasso are famous painters. George Bush is not.

--NYU

Overheard by: Cait O'Connor

Man to woman after they make out: The problem is, if you're an artist today and you take a picture of a guy jumping off a bridge in Paris, no one's going to care.

--Armory Art Fair

JAP: So, are these the real Monets?

--The Met

Overheard by: Charlie Nicholson