Student: I didn’t describe the sculpture, I just said that the combination of her and Weird Al inspired me. –Hunter College Overheard by: Haley Woman: I’m not really into the whole modern art thing — I just don’t like it. –MoMA Confused foreign professor: Monet and Picasso are famous painters. George Bush is not. –NYU Overheard by: Cait O’Connor Man to woman after they make out: The problem is, if you’re an artist today and you take a picture of a guy jumping off a bridge in Paris, no one’s going to care. –Armory Art Fair JAP: So, are these the real Monets? –The Met Overheard by: Charlie Nicholson