I Haven't Decided What I'm Against Yet

Tourist taking picture of guy with 'Overthrow' shaved into back of his head: So, is Overthrow your rap name?
Guy: Nah, Overthrow -- that's my movement. I'm a general. Five-star general -- see the five stars [shaved into sideburns]?

--DUMBO

Overheard by: Mrs Parker's 4th Grade Class