Barista: Would you like to try a cappuccino muffin?
Customer: No, thanks. I don’t want to start my appetite yet. –Starbucks, 45th & Broadway Overheard by: Cat Headline by: Mandaliet Runners-Up: · “And i don’t want to have to shove this down your fucking throat, but i will if… Whoa… Too much soft jazz, if you know what i mean… Sorry.” – Mike Chmiel · “Its Bad Enough My Lungs Keep Breathing” – Chuckie · “Stomach: Let’s Get Ready To Rummmmmmmble!” – Paul K. · “The first step is admitting you have an appetite.” – greg
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