I'm Saving It for Marriage

Barista: Would you like to try a cappuccino muffin?
Customer: No, thanks. I don't want to start my appetite yet.

--Starbucks, 45th & Broadway

Overheard by: Cat



Headline by: Mandaliet

Runners-Up:
· "And i don't want to have to shove this down your fucking throat, but i will if... Whoa... Too much soft jazz, if you know what i mean... Sorry." - Mike Chmiel
· "Its Bad Enough My Lungs Keep Breathing" - Chuckie
· "Stomach: Let's Get Ready To Rummmmmmmble!" - Paul K.
· "The first step is admitting you have an appetite." - greg


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