Reality's Harder to Explain Than I Thought

Ghetto clerk #1: Someone called before from New Mexico.
Ghetto clerk #2: So?
Ghetto clerk #1: Well, I didn't know there was a New Mexico.
Ghetto clerk #2: Yeah, there's Mexico and New Mexico.
Ghetto clerk #1: Oh, I get it. So it's like Bronk and da Bronx?
Ghetto clerk #2: Not really.

--Manhattan Supreme Court