Dude on cell: I said I was born at night. I didn’t say I was born last night. I’m not stupid. –Manhattan Mall Bushwick native: We’ve got idiots wrapped in morons all over the place around here! –L train shuttle stop, Morgan Ave Overheard by: Erin Partridge Woman to little girl: To be perfectly honest it just makes you look dumb, because you can only spell backwards. –Times Square Overheard by: mark Mother to young son: When you grow up please don’t be like stupid people. –A/C/E platform, 14th St station Overheard by: Josh Barro Chatty woman: I can’t ask my sister anything. She is such an idiot. She had a baby and it made her stupid. –LIRR Overheard by: pretending to be sleeping