Young chick to pal: Carly Simon? Wasn’t she the one who sang ‘You’re So Vague’? –Nail salon Overheard by: Jersey Jude JAP: I write pirate songs… in French. –Broome & Broadway Mom: Everyone in the world sings in Spanish. I mean, you know that song Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? I heard it in Spanish the other day. It goes like… ‘Chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang…’ They didn’t even translate the words into Spanish. –Bloomie Nails, 20th & 8th Classical pianist to another: Dude, I am mad stoked for studio class today! –Manhattan School of Music Overheard by: Christiana Little Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, we are being held here due to congestion up ahead… I bet this is when you miss elevator music. –D train Overheard by: mb