Wanna Buy a Bridge?

Old man picks loose string off back of woman's coat: You've got something there... Ah, now you're perfect!
Woman: Oh, well, thank you!
Old man: You believe that and you'll believe anything.

--Stromboli's Pizza, St. Mark's & 1st Ave

Overheard by: shankalicious



Headline by: greg

Runners-Up:
· "Like Creationism..." - Drew
· "Now hold still while I examine you for breast cancer" - Zorak
· "On an unrelated note, my penis cures cancer" - Wes Mantooth
· "Puppetmaster IV: The Rude Awakening" - Chris
· "That's What God Said To Adam & Eve, Too" - fritzy


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