Old man picks loose string off back of woman’s coat: You’ve got something there… Ah, now you’re perfect!
Woman: Oh, well, thank you!
Old man: You believe that and you’ll believe anything. –Stromboli’s Pizza, St. Mark’s & 1st Ave Overheard by: shankalicious Headline by: greg Runners-Up: · “Like Creationism…” – Drew · “Now hold still while I examine you for breast cancer” – Zorak · “On an unrelated note, my penis cures cancer” – Wes Mantooth · “Puppetmaster IV: The Rude Awakening” – Chris · “That’s What God Said To Adam & Eve, Too” – fritzy
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