Angry chick: I am so mad at you right now!
Boyfriend: Sorry, babe. It’s not my fault you’re still on your period.
Angry chick: I wasn’t talking to you, Jake*, I was talking to my ovaries. –Morton St Overheard by: these walls are paperthin Headline by: Damo Runners-Up: · “I Apologize for Ovaryacting” – Katherine Duke · “Quiet! We’re Trying to Decide Whether or Not We’re Going to Trap You into Marrying Us.” – Kara · “The Whore Moans” – Stephanie L · “You Could Always Get Rid of Them, and Earn 19 More Cents An Hour” – Kristen · “You could have prevented this if you stopped wearing that damn condom.” – Josh H
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